Mystery Method Corporation | ISBN-13: 10 987654321 | English | PDF | 2.47 MB | 121 Pages
Preface Nature will unapologetically weed your genes out of existence if you don't take action and learn how to attract women now. Do I have your attention? Good, because attracting women is a serious matter. You agree with this statement, or you wouldn't have picked up this book in the first place. But just because it's a matter of life and death doesn't mean the process of attracting women can't be superfun! If you want to be a multimillionaire, you need a proven game plan for accumulating wealth, right? If you want to look like an Adonis, you need a proven game plan for sculpting your physique, too. Weil, what if you want to have beautiful women, the kind you see in magazine spreads and music videos, on your arm and in your bed? In that case, the Mystery Method (MM) is your proven game plan for creating a lifestyle filled with unlimited choices. I created it, and if you'll allow me the privilege, I'll be your personal mentor to see that you learn it thoroughly. It's no secret I've dated some of the most beautiful women in the world, and for that I make no apologies (although physical beauty is but one of many qualities I look for in a female companion). Now, I've never thought of myself as a pickup artist, nor should you, but it was always flattering to have friends ask me how I acquired such stunning girlfriends. So, informally, I began to teach them my secret of attraction. Armed with this knowledge, soon they, too, had beautiful girl-friends.
May the Venusian arts enrich your life, not define it.
MYSTERY Over the years, these informal discussions with friends evolved into dynamic seminars and action-packed workshops conducted "in the field." I literally brought men into nightclubs and other social settings and trained them on the spot in how to systematically approach and attract women. I personally have helped thousands of men all over the world learn what their dads never taught them. That is why I am privileged to share with you more than ten years of experience in the science of social dynamics and the art of the cold-approach pickup. My goal with the Mystery Method is to accelerate your learning curve dramatically, saving you years of painful frustra-tion and loneliness in the process.
Join Mikayla, Jeneveve, Daisy, and the rest of this stunning Latina cast as they strip off more than just hot car parts. From high-end sports cars, luscious lowriders to hydraulic hoppers, these ladies are equal opportunity thieves. But its not all work and no play for this sexy sisterhood down at the chop shop. Riding hard cock and avoiding hard time is what they do best. So drive down south and see how these lovely Latinas put the Sin in Senorita.
Release Date : September 11, 2008
In Stock: Yes
Running time : 90 Minutes
Genre: Features
Studio : Wicked
Chop Shop Chicas DVD Starring: Sophia Santi Regan Reese Randy Spears Nina Mercedez Nadia Styles Micky Butders Mariah Milano Marco Banderas Jenaveve Jolee Derrick Pierce Daisy Marie Cassandra Cruz Brad Armstong Tommy Gunn
Have you ever wondered where the word vagina comes from? Me neither, but after reading Mark Morton’s new book, The Lover’s Tongue: A Merry Romp Through the Language of Love and Sex, I can tell you. Vagina is a Latin word, which means sheath, or scabbard-basically a holster for a sword. Pretty vivid imagery, huh? After reading Morton’s book, I can assure you that the imagery becomes even racier (racy is a seventeenth-century word describing wine, specifically, a sprightly wine).
Morton’s book reads like a dirty dictionary. He describes all of the bad words you know, and then a whole lot more which you’ve probably never even heard of. The subjects range from words related to anatomical parts, to sexual acts and even to words describing sexual orientation. Did you know that heterosexuals are known as straight because homosexuals used to be called “bent”?
Morton not only fills readers in with this fun trivia, but he provides highly researched histories of each word. He explains the etymological links between words in language easy enough for his bawdy readers to understand. Best of all, Morton writes with a relentless, self-aware humour. When describing the word tongue and all of its dirty counterparts, he notes, “As for the phrase tongue-in-cheek, fear not: that idiom has nothing to do with the buttocks, so you can continue to use it in polite company.” Morton’s prose is subtle, eloquent, but sure to take every opportunity for a below-the-belt pun. Throughout the book, Morton quotes classical writers, celebrities and historical figures to provide another take on the subject. These are separated from the central text in small text bubbles, so that if you become extremely engrossed in the chapter about copulation words, you can just skip over the line from Shakespeare. The biggest problem with Morton’s book is that it is essentially a reference book without an index. While he acknowledges that readers will likely not want to read through the whole work in one sitting, he doesn’t realize they might not want to sit through one even chapter. I would like to be able to pick up the book when I have an itching to know about a particular word, and then be able to find that word quickly. Despite the lack of `quick-access,’ this book is very tempting. It’s fun, sexy and laugh-out-loud funny. This is linguistic entertainment at its best. After all, where else could you find five pages of words for the penis? For your ribald friend, this will make a perfect holiday gift.